Someone reminded me yesterday that Halloween was next week. I'm obviously really up on things since I have no costume, plans, or any idea that it was so soon. The first thing that popped into my mind when they said that was Voodoo Doughnuts! I've recently decided, based on the crap food I love, I should be about 400 pounds...one day I'm going to achieve that goal. One of my absolute favorite things in life is eating a
Voodoo Doughnut. If you've never had one, get on the first flight to Portland or Eugene Oregon and find the first delicious smelling pink building.... RIGHT NOW!!! Apart from the Voodoo Doll and the Bacon Maple, Voodoo Doughnuts does wedding ceremonies! That's right, you can get married and go into a diabetic coma at the same time!
Thank God for America. I've never actually seen anyone get married there, but I've heard they do a real voodoo ceremony. Spooky, yes? Pros: Wedding cake out of doughnuts, the whole package would cost you about 1 tenth of what you'd spend on a wedding normally. Cons: potential eternal voodoo curse! O.K. not really with the curse but you do get a Voodoo Doll doughnut!
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