Cable Woes

My cables "on demand" won't work. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I'm trying to get back into shape and there’re a butt-lode of free exercise shows on there. What's a girl to do? Try Hulu's exercise channels? That resulted in my ginormous cat knocking the computer off the chair when he tried to attack the yoga teacher on the screen. Pay for a gym membership? Been there, done that. I went once and have been paying for it ever since. Maybe I need an Ipad? I think I'd rather pay my rent.
I know I could actually go for a jog, but I live in the land of rain, snow-rain, freezing-rain, and sleet. I won't even got outside for the much needed milk we're out of. This is why I'm currently enjoying a breakfast of gummy bears. Which isn't helping I'm sure. Yes, you read that right, a grown woman is having gummy bears for breakfast.
I'm not looking to loose a ton of weight, just some chub. More so, I would love to finally be able to open one of the jars I swear to God my boyfriend bionically seals. That's when I remembered something my sister had put on her Facebook page awhile back. YOGA BOOTY BALLET!
This led me to look up other fun, and albeit unconventional forms, of working out.
The Shake Weight
Oh the Shake Weight. It's been the target of so many inappropriate jokes, TV spoofs, and innuendos. Yet no one really knows if the thing freaking thing works! I don't know if we'll ever know since everyone is to embarrassed to admit they use it.
Hot Yoga
So, I'm not sure how much fun this one actually is, but I have friends that go religiously. So maybe it rocks! Or maybe it sucks, who knows!
The S Factor
This striptease inspired workout has been gaining popularity in a lot of major cities across the US. Before you guys say gross, remember...Martha Stewart tried it! That may make it grosser for you, I don't know.