We've started moving.
Not
really. I don't hate all of it. I love the house we're moving to and I
love the reason we're moving. We wanted to be closer to the university
because I'm going to be a law student this year and M's continuing on
with his PhD! As I've started boxing things up though, I've come to the
conclusion that our
possessions break down to 85% Christmas decorations, 7% cat toys, 3%
camping gear, and 5% things normal people have in their houses. While we're extremely excited, there are always the inevitable stages of grief that seem to come with
packing a house and moving all your cat toys and miscellaneous crap to
the new one.
Denial
You
naively say to yourself that this move will be soooooo easy. We're
moving pros and I have all these great tips from pinterest! Besides, we
don't have that much stuff and most of it is already in super
awesome storage bins XD. We learned last time we moved that having
things already in storage bins streamlines the process so well! But
wait! What's all that stuff not in the storage bins? Where'd that kitchen table come from, or the kitty litter box, or worst of all your clothing? That's when you hear the sound of pacman dying off in the distance and you realize how very, very wrong you were.
Anger
"Mother of God, what just fell on me???" "Was it rice? Was it a nest of spiders?" "$#%@ SPIDERS!! IT WAS SPIDERS!!!!".
Bargaining
"If
I can just stuff this Halloween costume I've had for eleven years into
this last box I promise I will go to church every day. EVERY. DAY."
Depression
This is the stage where you crawl into a dark and box free corner of the house and start blogging about moving.
Acceptance
Haphazardly get the rest of it to fit in whatever box it'll squish into and start training your cat to jump in and out of any extra moving boxes. He needs the exercise.

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